Baohaus: As Expected

While eating third bao-taco-wonderment of the night, and second pork belly of such, inadvertently blurted out: "Hrrrnnng I wanna fuck this sandwich." Seriously, it is the greatest thing since... steamed bao? Note to self: try not to say that in public again.

Also, I found out this evening that Baohaus has "Bao fries." Bao fries are little fried chunks of bao that look like pretzel bites and taste like a Taiwanese funnel cake. They are served with a sauce that from look and effect can be described only as "black tar heroin." Holy bao, they will change the way you think about life, and how they are robbing you of it, bite by precious bite.